Monday 6 January 2020

Crewe Alexandra 1-3 BFC, Sunday 6th January 2020

‘Change at Crewe?  No, I’d like my change now please.’

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Woo hoo!  We’re in the 4th round draw for the first time since…well, since whenever that year was when we were gubbed at Man City.  And didn’t we do it in style, scoring three and winning handsomely?  Well, not quite.  Brown cracked one in on the half volley after 2 minutes from 20 yards and it looked like we’d run riot.  So we sat back, took it easy, never looked like wanting another goal (though Crewe were there for the taking) and got our rewards 3 mins into the second half when our defence wasted half a dozen chances to clear before they prod in.  Why don’t we play with centre halves?

Alexandra Stadium, from the nearby railway bridge.

Mind, it wasn’t like Crewe hadn’t had their chances.  Half an hour in or so, they blazed one over from close range while two Reds players lay injured in their half.  Course, our fans moaned it was unsporting, but I had no qualms about it.  The players lived.  Earlier, and I don’t say this lightly, we’d been saved TWICE with unbelievable last ditch interceptions from Diaby, including one where he got the faintest of touches to the ball, which meant they didn’t.  (Before I get carried away, check out where he is for their goal.  He’s funny.)

Teams don't do this enough anymore (tho it's out of date).

Thankfully, their goal was the kick up the proverbial we needed, and they never threatened again.  Odour fooled everyone by crashing a free kick off the bar instead of crossing before we enjoyed a lucky break; the linesman didn’t spot Thomas coming back from an offside position to collect the ball and switch it the left.  A foul, a free kick won, and the resultant cross was headed back across by Diaby (him again) for Chaplin to nip in with the header.  ‘He’s just a goal machine’ sang Girls Aloud.  


Charlton Athletic?  Pride of Cheshire?  Really?

Then, in the last minute, with their keeper Jasskelainen (sound familiar?) up the pitch for a corner, we score one of the strangest goals I’ve ever seen.  Dougall hoofs up a clearance and it’s a straight race between Thomas and their bloke.  Thomas wins a 70 yard sprint (I knew there was a reason Strudel hadn’t subbed him off) and taps home.  I dunno if TV shows this, but if you see a bloke in a red coat behind the goal, chuntering on to a steward having collected the Londontykes flag, that’s me.  So I had a unique view of Thomas bearing down on goal, with the rest of our collective side-on to the pitch.

Keep Saturday 23rd May free!

Onwards and upwards!


The flag had a stand to itself.

*** Brown.  Why not?  Led the line well, got about 4 shots off (needs to hit the target more often tho) and bagged a cracker. 
** Diaby.  Go on then, just to make myself laugh.  Saved two certain goals.
* Chaplin.  Ran about and did notch.

Londontykes' MOTM: 1. Brown 2. Oduor 3. Diaby

Despatches:
To be truthful, there was barely a decent individual performance on show, which makes me very positive about our chances next season when we’re playing Crewe in division 3.  Finally, we play BADLY and WIN. 

I enjoyed a lively chat at half-time, as, having seen off one of Kempy’s crew(e), I find myself debating with an idiot a longstanding supporter with a different opinion to me, who was explaining that what we need is an experienced player to partner Diaby.  Once I’d stopped laughing, I told him otherwise, but who’s this to settle the argument?  Reedy rocks up and I ask him who’d he’d rather see partnered up with a decent centre half, Mads or Diaby?  ‘Neither’ he says, and walks off.  I like that man’s style.  And opinion.


The Reds hordes.

Drink du jour: Leffe on the 3 hour train jouney there, one measly pint of Krombacher Weizen in a craft beer place we walked past 5 pubs to get to in Crewe, and Stella bought from the station bar for the journey back. 

Away: 1,141

The Damage:
£11.50 train
£15 ent
= £26.50

Programme?  Never saw any on sale.  Another club unwilling to make money out of me.

The Tunes:
Ghosteen (Nick Cave)
She Hangs Brightly
(Mazzy Star)
So Tonight That I Might See (Mazzy Star)


Crewe Alex panorama
Outside the stadium, pre-match.

A less than roaring trade at the box office.

The away turnstiles.

Entering the arena.

The teams line up.

What's a monkey doing there?  Bring cheeky?

The Londontykes' Flag Stand.

Crewe flags out in force.

Looking towards the home end at half-time.

That is an impressive stand.

Reds Reds Reds!!!
Inside the away stand.
Alexandra Stadium.




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