Showing posts with label Barnsley v Ipswich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barnsley v Ipswich. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 April 2023

BFC 0-3 Ipswich Town, Tuesday 25th April 2023

‘Spackmoid!!??’

Well, that was an interesting experiment on what we’d look like against a decent team without Connell playing. Say we get promotion, and sell him, is that what a home game looks like next season? I dunno. Pre-match, I stuck up for Russell as the pub gave out a collective groan upon hearing the line-up. Where’s Luca? (Illness?) For me, Russell looks a class act. And as Tuesday showed, shame he can’t run. Was it Darrell likened him to Tom Huddlestone (and not in a complimentary way)? Former England international, I added. Of course he was….played a few games for Spurs, didn’t he?

Russell’s sole contribution…and I enjoyed it, actually….was ‘racing’ back to cover after Cadden got the ball stuck under his feet and lost it. Their bloke jogged 40 yards with the ball before Russell finally almost caught up and scythed him down in our half for a booking. Honestly, it had to be done. Otherwise, I’d be likening him to Jacob BF Mellis, in that he’s obviously got skill, but doesn’t move. I think most of this is down to manager’s orders. However, there is no doubt he lacks the bite of Connell, and is incapable of bringing the ball forward. I’d say he’s a bigger version of Mitch Ward, master of the 6 yard square pass.

This is not to do down Ipswich. They are far and away the best side I’ve seen us play this season. Even when it was goalless, they looked the more likely. Such a shame then that on the cusp of half-time (and a talking to from Duff) we find time to concede not one, but two, poor goals. A corner is flicked home at the near post. How can their player POSSIBLY be unmarked? Oh, he’s Russell’s man. The look of bewilderment on the latter’s face is not a joy to behold. ‘What’s this? My man is allowed to MOVE? No-one told me that.’ On a serious note, losing a player late on affects your defensive set-up on deadballs. But it’s still criminal defending.

Then, a minute later, Mads gets into a tussle with George Hirst, son of former Red, David. The ghost of Bolton home must loomed large as Mads, no doubt scared he’ll get another sending off, allows Hirst to run on before rifling it in from 20 yards. Dad would be proud of that power. 2-0 down, the second half is a formality. The ref finds them a penalty (saved; the one bit of cheer we got) but as Ipswich start showboating, a chip over our defence has us in all kinds of trouble. Isted saves the initial toepoke before former Red Conor Chaplin completes the rout, controlling and lobbing the ball over our stranded keeper. ‘Norwich City, we’re coming for you’ rings out as Oakwell empties with ten minutes to go.

Onwards and upwards!

*** Bobby Thomas. All of these are based purely on the first half. Thomas returned to form with good defending and confident distribution.
** Kitching. The one player to run with the ball. Our left sided centre half.
* Phillips. As well as actually trying to score (he had half our first half shots) he tracked back well.

Official MOTM: Isted.

Londontykes’ MOTM: 1= Kane / Kitching 3. Bobby Thomas

Despatches:
In a must-win game, our attempts at goal were as follows (and if I’ve missed any, I was having a p***):
1. Phillips breaks from midfield and we’ve numbers in attack. With more space in front of him, he elects to drag one wide from 30 yards. This is the typical panicked shot of a team who think they’re up against a superior side. Shoot early and hope for the best.
2. Phillips again. 20 yard shot from edge of box, deflected softly into keeper’s hands.
3. A Norwood 20 yard left foot bobbler eventually reaches the keeper. Tomorrow.
4. 2nd half, Cole turns and shoots inside the box…high and wide. Rubbish.
5. Watters turns and hits one while wide left in the box. Excellent strike, but easily saved as the angle was against him.

And that was it. In a game we had to win. True, there were promising first half performances (I’d add Jordan Williams and Kane) but it’s summed up when the keeper gets MOTM for a penalty save. Did he stop any others? None that weren’t routine. Meantime, they hit 3 and had had another effort smash the bar, 1st half.

To end, we need to not let this bother us (Ipswich are, after all, going up automatic). Presumably Connell is back next game, we end well, and prepare for the play-offs, where we absolutely have to improve away from Oakwell, or we’re out. And with Bolton surprisingly losing at home to Accrington tonite, our opponents could still be any of Wanderers, (Not Wayne Rooney’s) Derby County, or Posh. I vote losing at home to Posh on the last day so we can do them in the play-offs!

Drink du jour: Jaipur in Heaven and Ale with Wolfie. He’s a beauty!

Away: 4,855. Fantastic, midweek and all. Mind, they were louder pre-match than actually during it.

Today’s take home: Without Connell in midfield, we are nothing.

The Damage:
c. £30 petrol
= £30

Monday, 13 March 2017

BFC 1-1 Ipswich Town, Saturday 11th March 2016

‘If I wasn’t happy at home I’d happily fire into THAT’


Wrighty models the world's oldest Ipswich Town hat.

One for Andy Jones this week, as his annual ‘jolly boys outing’ has his Ipshit mates (and Izy) visit the Temple for what promises to be a feast of football.  Nil-nil I predicted, and I wasn’t far off.  It was dire.  Another week, another turgid home performance.  It’s getting tiresome now.  In fact, so tiresome that I went to the toilet 1st half, as an excuse to stay awake (seriously).  90 minutes at home to midtable mediocrity and all I remember us having is 2 attacks.  OK, so Marley scored from one, and a great finish it was too.  And since we (allegedly) turned down a million from Ipswich last summer for him, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s at Oakwell next season playing FOR them.  Only Marley, with his lack of pace yet strength, could shrug off 2 players, run 30 yards and hit an early snapshot which fooled the keeper.  All the while playing right midfield.  Again.

The teams come out.

Our other attack?  A smart move at 1-0 leaves Hamill clean through on the left and he telegraphs a sidefooter to the keeper’s left.  Easy save.  And that was it, unless you stayed till the very end in the hope of seeing some action and caught their equaliser, the last kick of the match.  Decent break, and the ball was whipped to the far post for a tap-in.  I’d say they deserved it; but it was more that neither side deserved to win.  3 home wins since August.  That’s about 1 every 2 months.  (Mind, when was the last time we had more home wins than defeats in the 2nd tier?)


The Tractor Boys

For a second time recently, there was more action on the train.  Dirty Leeds were in our seats and with ‘reservations cancelled’ I thought ‘f*** it, I’m going in 1st class’.  The Captain told the ticket woman of our plans and she promised to turf them out.  She didn’t.  She called her boss, reservations were indeed cancelled…and we could go and sit in 1st class.  All she did was eat into (drink into?) 15 minutes of our drinking time.  As it was, we no longer had 2 tables across from each other (what’s the point of booking???) and were spread out.  Still, I enjoyed a leisurely red wine with The Captain, Nice Guy Chris and a QPR fan coming back from L**ds.  


Match action, Grove Street Junior School no more.

*** James.  A class above anything else.  Reads the game superbly, buys himself time on the ball and even set up our goal.  Shame he’s not ours.  Twitter MOTM. 
** Marley Watkins, baby.  Quality finish totally out of keeping with this match.
* No-one.  Was anybody else playing? 

Londontykes' MOTM: 1. James  2. Hamill  3. Roberts


Despatches:
I was so bored I’ve nowt to say.

Actually, I will say summat.  I’ve heard a lot lately on what we should do with the number of loanees we have.  Obviously, regular viewers have become somewhat exasperated with the picking of Kent (especially over Hamill) while ‘flatters to deceive’ will also be Armstrong’s epitaph.  But at least they’re occasionally worthy of a place, unlike Elder.  But then we come to Matty James, who’s been far and away our best player of the last 2 months of slow decline.  What to do?  No idea.  I’d prefer us to develop our own, but if they’re not good enough, what’s the alternative?  I’ve already seen Hecky’s arguments about it allowing us to get better players without paying full whack, but are some of them REALLY better than what we have?
Onwards and upwards! 

The old Main Stand.

Drink du jour: Brooklyn in the Arcade, Erdinger in #7, red wine on train (no Reedy to share the vodka with).
Away: 742
The Damage:27.40 train
The Tunes:Uh Huh Huh (PJ Harvey)Trans-Europe Express (Kraftwerk)Mixmag Sept 2010 (DJ Kutski and Alex Kidd)


Reds v Ipswich panorama
The Ponty v Ipswich

A closer up of the Ponty v Ipswich

The demolition of Grove Street primary.  Criminal.

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