Thursday, 2 September 2021
Sunderland West End 4-0 Boldon CA, Wednesday 1st September 2021
An almost blast from my childhood today as I ventured to Sunderland West End. Turns out it’s near to the rundown suburb of Pennywell, where I had my first drag of a cigarette a week before my tenth birthday. It was my worldly-wise cousin’s 12th birthday and he was a hardened smoker already. It was Halloween, 1983, and we carried our lamps (made from turnips) around the estate, as we asked ‘Penny for Halloween?’ Basically, legalised begging, which has since evolved into the industry that is ‘trick or treat?’ We made four pence between the seven of us. I said the area was rundown.
The Ford Quarry Hub is the opposite, a smart, new sporting complex encompassing a leisure centre and 3 3G pitches, the main one of which is West’s home. Enclosed and floodlit, it’s like a larger version of an outdoor 5 aside venue. I’d expected as much. Seating was provided by two 50-seater stands identical to those I saw at Redcar Athletic the other week. 4 rows of 6 seats either side of steps, with two additional seats on the 4th row, at the top of the steps. A very handy (cheap) design for any club needing to up their seating quota to attain league membership.
Sunderland West End are a Northern League second division team from….you guessed it…the west end of Sunderland. They’ve a brief history, forming in their current guise in 2011, playing up through the Wearside League and gaining promotion to the Northern League after coming 2nd in 2018-19. Tonight, 8 games in, they’re amongst the leaders in division 2 and face a local derby against Boldon CA, a few miles north. Certainly, the crowd appeared boosted by a few travelling away fans.
Otherwise, there’s not a lot to distract the eye. No covered standing, and you have to access the ground through the leisure centre behind one goal. Initially, the lady on reception was demanding QR codes (that pesky Coronavirus again) but establishing that nobody in the queue had one, she let us in anyway, telling us we’d better have one for next time or we’re not getting in. That’s ok, I can’t see myself returning.
Once through the leisure centre, there’s a large mesh fence and the turnstiles. Save yourself a fiver and watch from here! There’s also a large café-bar at this end, handy for Sky Sports if the entertainment on the pitch isn’t up to scratch. I paid my fiver and entered. Hurrah! One team is playing in the red and white stripes of Sunderland. Please tell me it’s West End, following the local habit of playing in the colours of the local professional ‘giants’ (see also: Seaham Red Star and one of the Ryhope teams). It was.
I was intrigued by the West End #5…he looked older than me. So he ran everything from centre half/sweeper. Although not fast, he look assured, could pass, and was never flustered unlike his colleagues. He also never stopped telling his teammates what to do. Is he an ex-professional? (Sort of. Keith Graydon, 38 years old and formerly of Gateshead and Ireland Under 20s, amongst others.) He doesn’t look a day under 50, but a class act on the pitch.
The game was a cracker, 4-2, including the killer 4th from the halfway line, as the Boldon keeper went pushed up to be a Manuel Neuer-esque sweeper-keeper. Problem was, no-one told his teammates who cheaply lost it. Still, it’s not easy punting a ball 50 yards, never mind getting it on target. There were still 20 minutes left, so no excuses for the keeper, though his side still couldn’t get back into the game when West End had a man sent off for a bad challenge. The scorer had earlier had an on-field argument with Graydon…’you’re telling me to do one thing and the manager another.’ I can understand his problem, but I don’t think either had told him to lose the ball cheaply, which he had been doing till then.
2nd half, I’d been standing behind the goal at the leisure centre end after a half time cuppa (served by the lady who’d earlier been in reception). Sadly, I couldn’t walk around the 4th touchline, which was kept for the dugouts and spare goalposts, though I was ‘lucky’ enough to hear a father telling his son he was ‘a f***ing pouf.’ I know not what said offspring had done to deserve his moniker.
The Damage:
£5 ent
£1.40 tea
= £6.40
The Tunes:
BBC6 Music (Marc Riley / Gideon Coe)
Wednesday, 9 September 2020
Tow Law Town 0-2 Sunderland West End, Tuesday 8th September 2020
Tow Law 0-2 Sunderland West End, Northern League Division 2, Ironworks Road, att. 125
The ground was another 5 minutes away. Again, I’d imagined I’d see the ground and its floodlights from way away. Instead, it’s tucked behind terraces on the side of a hill. Cutting it fine for kick-off, I walked into the social club, thinking entry would be via that. I signed in, as per Covid-19 precautions, asked where the entrance was and was re-directed to the turnstile next door. My contact details taken again, I was in.
Upon entry, the nearest standing area is an oddly shaped little terrace behind the nets, but I walked past the social club for a perch on the terrace which stretched the length of one side. This was a perfect view, helped in no part by the pitch rising up about 3 feet on this side, so you;fre already way above the players even if you stand at the front. However, I obviously upset one local keen to social distance, as he moved as soon as I stood nearby. I was near the halfway line, where the away side had brought a vociferous few. This brought the first half highlight as a to-do on the pitch led to The Mouthy One calling the Tow Law left back a ‘fat b******’ and being offered out. (‘Offered out’ being north-eastern for ‘How would you like to have a bout of fisticuffs?’ Or does everywhere use this term? I’ve never heard it in London where I live….though I tend not to frequent circles where pugilism is popular.) Anyway, something else was said before the left back retorted ‘and that’s why I’m here and you’re up there’ before the game re-started and a Tow Law committee man came along to smooth things over. The art of diplomacy is not dead in the Northern League.
Mild as the evening was, in this, the late summer, I mused how Tow Law were in division 2. Surely, with being used to the huge slope of the pitch (from side to side) and the openness of the hilly surrounds, this place must be awful for visiting teams. However, despite a few promising moves from a mature centre forward, no-one else looked like joining in the attack. Half time arrived goalless and I went for a wander.
At the far end is a small terrace with roof, perfect for escaping the usual weather. It’s also a great place to assess the slope, as the level terracing needed steps every so often to keep (sort of) in line with the pitch. And having miskicked a ball from the subs, I engaged in contact with another spectator. Turned out, like me, he was a north-east exile recently returned and watching a bit of Northern League would help the acclimatisation. He was also at the cracking Darlington Railway Athletic – Esh Winning friendly the week before.
Leaning against the fence behind the goal, we seemed as far away from what little action there was. And as we discussed our own teams (Middlesbrough/Barnsley) conversation turned to this being our first goalless draw of the season. So it came as some relief that a fine 20 yard finish into the bottom corner opened the account…for West End. This was followed by a similar finish for a hard fought 2-0 win for West End, a side I’d never heard of till tonite. I’ve been away a long time.
Afterwards, I had a cheeky Coke in the social club. Got chatting to a local. Wife had left him and it’d cost him 92 grand…but he wasn’t bitter. Not much. He pointed amazedly at a couple of middle aged balding blokes. ‘They’ve come from Manchester. Staying in Durham. They’re groundhoppers or something.’ Imagine.
The Damage:
£5 ent
£1 Coca-Cola
= £6
The Tunes:
La Radiolina (Manu Chau)
Encore (The Specials)




























